This means you guys FINALLY get a look at my (in)famous quotes.txt file. Anything (mostly) Shy related and relatively spoiler-free is going up for the world to see. Oh, and if you want explanations, those cost extra. :D
Zer0 Hunt3r: what, is there something wrong with being a fangirl? XD!
LumiHeihou: only if you spew japanese everywhere
Zer0 Hunt3r: omkami-sama! kawaiiiiiiii!
LumiHeihou: XD Bishounen! Kawaii! baka! kuso! there's my entire middle school Japanese vocabulary
Zer0 Hunt3r: LOL
LumiHeihou: oh, also 'neko' and 'shimatta'
Zer0 Hunt3r: ooh neko
Zer0 Hunt3r: i hear those are kawaii
LumiHeihou: do we have to keep the exact colours of the sprites? Because Kamek wears TURQUOISE robes
Zer0 Hunt3r: XD what, that doesnt go great with that hair?
Zer0 Hunt3r: nah nah, artistic liscence et all
LumiHeihou: he'll look gay in addition to creepy and perverted... thank you.
Zer0 Hunt3r: XD not like the whole thing's not completely gay. male dinosaurs laying eggs, kai and sato making out
LumiHeihou: that's not gay, that's hot.
Zer0 Hunt3r: kinky dungeon sex with kuro and shi
Zer0 Hunt3r: XD jkjkjk
LumiHeihou: You made me spit my tablet pen across the room again! XD
LumiHeihou: Yes. So Kamek is not only creepy, perverted, and collects body parts, but he's basically a pedophile as well. XD XD XD I don't think age matters as much for longer-lived races, but still. <.< ew.
Zer0 Hunt3r: it could be worse, we could say he also kicks puppies and kills babi-....
Zer0 Hunt3r: =,=;
LumiHeihou: I think I'll probably cut there, because no one wants to listen to a bunch of caged emo lakitus.
Zer0 Hunt3r: why wouldnt they ask ((the koopas about Mario)) outright?
LumiHeihou: "Y HULLO THAR DO YOU KILL BABIES?"
Zer0 Hunt3r: XD!!!
LumiHeihou: that wouldn't work.
LumiHeihou: they're not THAT stupid. XD
Zer0 Hunt3r: and we violate canon like throwing a goat into shark infested waters
LumiHeihou: I said in a gaia post the other day that we "dragged it kicking and screaming into another genre and style".... so yeah.
Zer0 Hunt3r: XD yeah huh
LumiHeihou: but it likes it better here, canon, we knew what was best for it. >.>
Zer0 Hunt3r: you big meanies!
Zer0 Hunt3r: XD yoshi baby
Zer0 Hunt3r: we know what's best for our fandom XD
LumiHeihou: XD Yoshi said so, it must be true.
Zer0 Hunt3r: i hear he's the hero of old, reborn
Zer0 Hunt3r: and that nekos are kawaii, but that's unconfirmed.
LumiHeihou: XD LMAO cups with strings ((On kamenbito technology, particularly phones))
LumiHeihou: *dying laughing at the image of Sato using one of these*
Sato: Y HULLO THAR U REACHED EMI'S HOUSE!!!! WHAT U WANT LOL?? *pause* O RLY? *g* KAITO?? OMG A/S/L???
Kaito: Sato, I want you to put Toru on the line now, mmkay?
Zer0 Hunt3r: D: maybe underpants were a lost technology
Zer0 Hunt3r signed on at 5:28:15 PM.
Zer0 Hunt3r: dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Lumi. Before she died, she asked to have these words said before you all:
Auto response from LumiHeihou: I am no exist.
Zer0 Hunt3r: *sniff* a deep sentiment indeed.
Zer0 Hunt3r: it raises the question, are really any of us... exist? now let us say a prayer.
Zer0 Hunt3r: *shakes some bells* fucking, fuck you, yoshi. everyone in attendance, please say it with me. *shakes bells again* Fucking, fuck you, yoshi.
Zer0 Hunt3r: thank you. we will now proceed to our dear departed lumi's house to eat all her food and celebrate her... passing...eh..hehh.... pfff... into a .... hehehe... better.. better place. HAHAHAHAAA Hoo, that was a good one. *chucks bells onto lumi's empty coffin* Alright, let's go.
LumiHeihou: we don't have fan art. we have FAN PUPPETS.
Zer0 Hunt3r: that's love.
LumiHeihou: XD that's obsession.
Zer0 Hunt3r: i think wordbubbles are our best bet
Zer0 Hunt3r: my imagination is vast, expansive, and redundant XD
Zer0 Hunt3r: XD OMG I WANANA B A MAGIKOOPER BUT NOT ANY ONE I WANNA BE TEH BEST AN KAMIK THINGS I AM PRETTY AND I AM BETTER THAN UMEKO BUT SHE LEIKS ME AND MY EYES CHANGE COLOR WHEN IM MAD
LumiHeihou: ((script-writing)) *They perform a physical greeting of some kind.*
LumiHeihou: BEST. PHRASE EVER.
Zer0 Hunt3r: *cough*
Zer0 Hunt3r: XD omg high five sato!
LumiHeihou: Sato: *rapes Kaito* XD
flamingspatula66: there was a brief, shining moment where the topic was kaito's tongue
flamingspatula66: in one level you run behind a bush and a bandit swaps mario out for a green shyguy
flamingspatula66: i was so pissed
flamingspatula66: i ate that guy, spit him out, then ate him like three more times before i finally turned him into an egg, bounced it around until it was red, then slammed it into another shyguy
flamingspatula66: i was like 'bitch'
Zer0 Hunt3r: she is manhandling your drawing with her eyes
Zer0 Hunt3r: and giggling that satoru is naked
flamingspatula66: the other guy's naked too
flamingspatula66: HOMOEROTIC TENSION???
flamingspatula66: also why's he staring at satoru like that
LumiHeihou: XD I JUST HAVE NOT DRAWN THEIR CLOTHES
flamingspatula66: and sato's already all tied up
Zer0 Hunt3r: will you be drawing clothes?
LumiHeihou: it is a CONCEPT SKETCH XD
flamingspatula66: terrible, unauthorized uses for holes in masks DX
LumiHeihou: D: oh god. XD "mistreating masks" is up there on the list of reasons for banishement.
flamingspatula66: yes XD;
flamingspatula66: and that would be some pretty bad mistreatment
flamingspatula66: ps for the sake of mind-crushing SHEI x RUMI OTP lol
LumiHeihou: XD *brain breaks*
LumiHeihou: not on!
Zer0 Hunt3r: kaito mpreg. *pukes*
LumiHeihou: dlkf jh;awerog
Zer0 Hunt3r: you made me choke on my drink
LumiHeihou: adfkajfew odsal words english english lfaj;ldf;lsd argh
Zer0 Hunt3r: i cant swallow. i'm sitting here with a mouthful of coffee and i cant swallow
Zer0 Hunt3r: XD dont whip out yoshi, i'm leaving
LumiHeihou: XD omg a thousand times NO.
Zer0 Hunt3r: what is HUPBRRRRRRRINGAAAAAA yoshiese for?
Zer0 Hunt3r: tom felton is gayer than
Zer0 Hunt3r: *flails*
Zer0 Hunt3r: GAY THINGS
Zer0 Hunt3r: gayer than kaito.
LumiHeihou: gayer than kaito <--timestamped within a second of Shea's post saying the same thing
flamingspatula66: a couple of kamenbito guys set up a couple planks of wood in the street, pull out puppets, and re-enact the famous Story of Kaito
flamingspatula66: "i am writing in my journ-" *SATORU appears* "oh no buttsecks wham wham wham"
Hayvel (12:11:07 PM): Kaito has white hair
Hayvel (12:11:18 PM): Is he getting old?
LumiHeihou (12:11:18 PM): silver. :D
Hayvel (12:12:03 PM): metroids are cool ((Hayvel, King of Wild Topic Changes!! *bow*))
flamingspatula66: hi i am being a beta
LumiHeihou: :D good work
flamingspatula66: no peasant revolts today kids, the royalty can throw you against walls with their MINDS
flamingspatula66: i think now that lumi's back we should be offtopic and obtuse
Zer0 Hunt3r: ooh, good plan
Zer0 Hunt3r: satoru of amamura, kisho of hyras, jesus of nazereth ((Jesus is a kamenbito!))
Hayvel: overweight shyguys
Zer0 Hunt3r: lol XD
Hayvel: no, really. I'm quite serious
Zer0 Hunt3r: what about them
Hayvel: well... they're fat
Zer0 Hunt3r: as would 'overweight' imply.
Hayvel: yes, indeed
Zer0 Hunt3r: um, i'm not entirely sure what you're getting at
Hayvel: neither am i ((I am calling the Department of Redundancy Department on you, Hayvel X3))
[19:09] flamingspatula66: when lumi's not looking, lets turn shy into a musical
flamingspatula66: kamenbito children do not like to eat vegetables
flamingspatula66: so obviously
flamingspatula66: if you don't eat your vegetables
flamingspatula66: humans will come
flamingspatula66: and throw them at you
flamingspatula66: hard enough to kill you
flamingspatula66: LEMON FRESH
flamingspatula66: *grows propellor, flies off*
Zer0 Hunt3r: who wants to pretend there's no such thing as chargin chucks
Zer0 Hunt3r: all in favor?
LumiHeihou: yeah. XD
flamingspatula66: i like chucks :D
Zer0 Hunt3r: XD damnit ben
flamingspatula66: GREEN SHYGUY NEEDS FOOD BADLY
flamingspatula66: YOU FOUND THE RUUUUNNNEESTOOOONNNEE
[22:48] shea: FUCKING PRONOUNS
[22:51] ben: them us you him whatever XD
[22:51] shea: satoru is a he AND a them
[22:51] ben: SECRETLY EVERYONE IS THE SAME PERSON AMIRITE
flamingspatula66: unprovoked: XD i love shy, it's the coolest thing ever
LumiHeihou: can't spell pirate without PIE. [/sato]
flamingspatula66: XD i'll be sluggy the unshaven
flamingspatula66: *rubs beard*
flamingspatula66: the potted ghost! :D
flamingspatula66: *coerces shyguys into lugging him around*
flamingspatula66: *has flowers on head*
flamingspatula66: oh god XD
flamingspatula66: a boo guy
flamingspatula66: *drops bombs*
flamingspatula66: *operates machinery*
Shea's mum: heihou5161 said a swear
Shea's boyfriend: whats a nep-enut
"what we need to do is find a bunch of heihous and a cider press, we can keep the masks and then sell the oil" -Ben, on cosplay
flamingspatula66: lumi made me gay
flamingspatula66: for kaito :|
flamingspatula66 has entered the room.
heihou5161 (5:57:17 PM): ...
heihou5161 (5:57:23 PM): okay, i give, who's that.
flamingspatula66 (5:57:41 PM): who am i, who are you! you're supposed to be a fictional character, did you know?
((the best OOC comments so far))
Kamek the Blue: haha highfive
jinglebells93721: i'll cut you
Kamek the Blue (8:19:26 PM): hay guyz watz goin on in this here internets
LumiHeihou (8:19:31 PM): XD omfg
flamingspatula66 (8:21:37 PM): so mister kamek what brings you here
Kamek the Blue (8:21:40 PM): ...........
Zer0 Hunt3r (8:21:43 PM): XD
flamingspatula66 (8:21:45 PM): fascinating
Kat (9:18:49 PM): Meow.
heihou5161 (9:18:53 PM): nyao
jinglebells93721 (9:18:54 PM): meow :D :D
Zer0 Hunt3r (9:18:59 PM): >> arf
LumiHeihou (9:21:22 PM): arf
LumiHeihou (9:21:27 PM): *tobei* ((Satoru's older brother))
heihou5161 (9:21:33 PM): O_O
LumiHeihou (9:21:36 PM): XD
LumiHeihou (9:22:03 PM): omg Satoru Tobei is a puppy lol arf.
heihou5161 (9:22:11 PM): no hes not D:
LumiHeihou (9:22:17 PM): arf
heihou5161 (9:22:18 PM): u shut up
((Two examples of Toru having terrible logic))
booksandbravery7 (7:48:48 PM): Humans have no sense of age.
heihou5161 (7:49:17 PM): Yeah, when you have the lifespan of something aken to a... what. shit. a dog???
heihou5161 (7:49:25 PM): life must fly by
booksandbravery7 (7:49:37 PM): Half our lifes, so more than a dog.
heihou5161 (7:49:53 PM): 2 dogs
heihou5161 (7:49:57 PM): lashed together
heihou5161 (6:28:16 PM): He has the memory of a chicken.
booksandbravery7 (6:28:27 PM): He remembers plenty of things!
heihou5161 (6:28:27 PM): You're right, you're right.
heihou5161 (6:28:29 PM): Two chickens.
booksandbravery7 (6:28:33 PM): @_@
heihou5161 (6:28:42 PM): Three?
Zer0 Hunt3r: WAT
Auto response from LumiHeihou: heihou5161 (5:17:31 PM): wat?
heihou5161 (4:22:36 PM): helo kai iam toru
booksandbravery7 (4:22:46 PM): I very much doubt that
booksandbravery7 (5:59:33 PM): T_T brb going to go die of embarrassment.
heihou5161 (5:59:38 PM): k
booksandbravery7 (5:59:41 PM): k back
heihou5161 (6:00:29 PM): ono necropants
heihou5161: you have a giant head.
booksandbravery7: What the hell
booksandbravery7: I do not have a giant head.
heihou5161: I disagree.
booksandbravery7: I am perfectly proportional.
booksandbravery7: Maybe a bit thin.
heihou5161: Except for your head, which is huge.
And finally, the "Bad Ideas Pile"... the list of Ben's INSANE ideas and us saying NO to him.
flamingspatula66: yay, my guts are making noises
flamingspatula66: i could record them for you
LumiHeihou: XD no
flamingspatula66: lumi patties :D?
flamingspatula66: (SATORU'S VILLAGE IS NAMED) CHEESECLOTH
flamingspatula66: kamek gets a part time job at the Red Lobster
flamingspatula66: satoru retires to become a tobacco farmer
flamingspatula66: topic is kamek's penis
flamingspatula66: yoshisaurus rex!
LumiHeihou: XD NO
flamingspatula66: yoshi children are taught that they hatch from trees like fruit
flamingspatula66: ume is brainwashed and becomes kammy koopa
LumiHeihou: no. XD
flamingspatula66: XD!!! kamek driving a car with his feet, like fred flinstone
LumiHeihou: XD agh no
flamingspatula66: wearing a leopard skin and a tie
flamingspatula66: kamek with a toadie on his lap, performing slapstick comedy
LumiHeihou: XD NO
flamingspatula66: i think bowser should get (Peach) pregnant one time
LumiHeihou: XD BEN
flamingspatula66: armies of dicks fighting, taking each other captive, warring for control of the dick homelands
flamingspatula66: OH OH
flamingspatula66: dicks in kilts!
LumiHeihou: XD WTF
Zer0 Hunt3r: XD BEN NO